Apprentice
Apprentice

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Miss Alli: A | 534 USERS: C+
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Donut underestimate good ice cream

Later that night in S5, Ivana and Baldford talk. He can hardly believe that they got spanked. He voices over, "A loss to me is like Kryptonite to Superman. It drains you, and I thought to lose [by] $250 was the worst thing that could happen. I mean, coming in second, to me, is like coming in last." Especially in this situation, where coming in second is coming in last, genius. Baldford complains to Ivana that their team, "unorganized," lost to "a completely organized Mosaic." Ivana interviews that blaming the PM is easy when there's "unorganization" (ugh), but nobody understaaaands how hard it is! It only seems like there's "unorganization." Baldford asks her to ask herself what would have happened if they had actually had their shit together. "We would have crushed them," he speculates. Well, if its and buts were candy and nuts, you'd still be a butthead, Baldford. "Okay, I'll let you think that," Ivana says as she stomps off. Wow. I don't know that I've heard "I'll let you think that" since seventh grade.

Apprentice

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