Team ASAP is in a van on the way to Camping World, and Niki repeats their theme: "It's a 21st-century Camping World experience." They arrive at the Camping World, which is outside. Niki thinks that's cool, and Marlee gets excited about shopping. Niki calmly but sort of rudely says, "Um, yeah, I know." Fortunately, Marlee can't hear the rude inflection. Niki seems seriously sedated. Even when she's "excited" about being there before the guys at the first-come, first-served shop, she's half-asleep about it. All the women run around and around and around, except Dionne, who's totally slow and methodical. They want to spent their entire $5,000 so they rush, rush, rush. Except Dionne. Marlee and Nene agree Dionne doesn't do much, but Nene's okay with it because she's not doing much when she's 70, either.
Team Backbone's in the van, where John's coming up with a song about Camping World. Meat Loaf chimes in and everyone seems into it. Except, of course, Jose. The Naysayer. He's like, "I just want to be on record saying I'm completely against that. He thinks a country song is alienating a lot of people, because it's too hick-ish. Mark says it's fun, and John says that Marcus told them that they use the camper at CMA fests. But if Jose hates it, he won't sing it. Jose says he doesn't hate it, but he totally does. Mark asks if Marcus will be charmed by a song about Camping World, and they all say yes, so John sings some more. Jose again says he hates it. Hatch asks what kind of music they'd use for everybody. "Not country, not backward, less educated." John threatens to fight anyone who wants to call his audience uneducated or backward. Busey asks them to stop fighting, and even HULKy Jose's patting John on the shoulder trying to calm him down.