Eventually A-holette and A-hole step to the side to shit-talk Kelly. A-hole offers to say something to her... because, again, that's what men do -- yell at women to defend their bitches. Yeesh. A-holette calls out Kelly for being on a manipulative power trip, taking some pleasure from upsetting a weakling. Which, fair enough. It is the Cutrone M.O. Cut to Kelly pointedly joking, "The good thing about going to parties with models is no one eats," then stuffing a dumpling into her mouth. Ha! Admittedly, it's a pretty ass-y move, but you have to love her for not giving a damn and just playing with these nimrods' heads. It's almost too easy.

A new day, the same drama. Whitney enters DVF and spots some strange things a-brewin'. You and I understand it to be work, but Lord knows what Whitney must make of it. She sits down and immediately starts shooting the shit with Olivia re: the Cutrone Cataclysm. She gives Olivia the rundown, and Olivia makes some nonsensical comment about Shamu walking down the runway. She appears to find it funny. I have no idea why. Whitney is pretty torn up about how demeaning Kelly was. Olivia tells her to let it go. Yeah, just like how Olivia has let go of this whole notion of rescuing Whitney from the perils of Downtown life... Whitney is not sure she can.

And speaking of Downtown, A-hole and A-holette are buying lunch -- or perhaps I should say looking at food at Dean & DeLuca in Soho. A-holette wants to involve Scott in the whole mess to defend her, because she's not strong enough to do it herself, but she understands that it's not really his place as an agent. They pin Kelly's comments on her own insecurities and persist in the delusion A-holette is healthy and totally not skinny! It might be worth noting that neither of them actually purchases or consumes any food throughout this entire segment. Definitely not two full meals like that lard-ass Lindsay Lohan.