He approaches the happy couple to ruin the few hours they have together. Because he's classy like that. Duncan asks who this random is, and, when he finds out, screams, "Infamous JR!" OMG, it is on. And by "it," I mean the most awkward several moments of Erin's life while her various make-out partners go toe to toe. Sami grimaces. Duncan only exacerbates things, announcing, "I've been waiting for this for a while." JR zings back, "I've heard all about you" -- the subtext, of course, being, "after I banged your girlfriend." JR compliments Erin's laurel, and she jokes about how she thought it was mistletoe only to discover that it was holly. JR makes a weird comment about how it shouldn't be mistletoe because she'd be the only one under it. This is what happens when you trust idiots with innuendo, people. Friends don't let friends insinuate drunk. JR moves back to the pressure point, saying he feels bad. Erin asks why, and he cryptically answers that he doesn't know. Nearby, Duncan frantically rubs his beard, Joaquin Phoenix-style. JR says Erin has the same look in her eyes as she did the week before and insists they should talk.
Her attention is diverted, though, by Duncan, who finally grows a pair. He takes her aside and tells her that he doesn't like her hanging out with JR while he's in Toronto. He puts his foot down, saying JR should back off. Erin tries to reassure him that she is with him, but Duncan owns up that he doesn't fully trust her. And rightly so because her response is not that she is over JR or even able to control herself. Instead, she admits she'll always have high school girl feelings for JR. Duncan tells her to put those feelings behind her. She slurs that she loves Duncan and kisses him -- all of which JR appears to be watching. She gets a pretty cold reception, though, so it's still open season in my book. Commercials.
The next morning, Olivia wakes up that wastrel Nevan. His shit is everywhere. She basically tells him to shove off and get a job. She asks if he wants to help her clean up his trash, which he interprets as handing her a box of Cheez-Its, despite the fact that her hands are full with empty Bud Light cans and such. She shames him for turning her apartment into a college dorm room, and he claims he's trying to contain the mess. But, trust you me, the Nevan funk cannot be contained. I don't even want to know what must be going on in Olivia's nostrils right now... She hands him a bottle of water and commands him to hunt for jobs. He promises he'll use her laptop to look for an apartment. They hug, which is ick, and she leaves covered in the stench of entitlement and tranny flop sweat. As we all suspected, he immediately goes back to sleep. Work is, like, so totally for the underprivileged.