"We Need A Bigger Well Of Fug To Pull From"
J: But then later, she's going to break you down emotionally and talk about what got you so fat. And then I'm all gonna cry....
WC: And then she'll bring her mom in.
H: That was the best.
WC: Oh, it's such a good show.
J: I remember, I was working at the production company that does it before they were casting Season 1. So I was like, "What is this show that they're doing?" 'Cause I was in the office across from the casting people, and I'd hear, "I don't think she's fat enough!" Or, "She's fat enough, but is she gonna be hot enough when she's skinny?" They'd bring girls in, and it is so weird not knowing what the show is going to be, because I'd walk in and there'd be all these really hot overweight girls in the waiting room, and I was like, "What is going on here?"
H: Reading that casting call is probably awesome. "Are you really attractive and several hundred pounds overweight?"
WC: The casting people have modeling software to see how the people are going to look when it's over.
H: It's true, the girls really do look good when it's over.
J: Everybody does! It's such a good show. I'm very invested in everybody now.
H: This is the first season where I've watched it from the very beginning, and that was hard, because last season I picked up after a couple of people had already gone home, and watching from the beginning this time, there wasn't anybody that I really wanted to go home. I'm all, "They all need to lose weight!" And some of them, if they go home, I don't know if they will.
WC: The first people, the green team, the dad? I was like, "He's not losing any weight at home.
J: No, I know.
WC: He's all set.
J: It's so inspiring. I cry.
WC: Oh my God, I cry too.
H: The ones who want to lose weight so they can live, dammit, live?
J: Or for their children!
H: Losing weight for the children, it's going to get me.
WC: But this year, the white team? The wife? When she was there, I was like, "She's not even fat."
J: No! I know!
WC: Give me a break. She can totally shop at Forever 21. She needs to get off The Biggest Loser. And the rest of the contestants obviously thought that I was right. So -- fashionable shows. The two big shows we're supposed to be all interested in -- I'm sure you know where I'm going with this.