"We Need A Bigger Well Of Fug To Pull From"
H: I know. We were sad about the Golden Globes.
WC: Do you ever feel like, when you get a paparazzi shot, "I've got to leave them alone, because I've been there"? Or is it more like, "They know that people are going to be photographing them"?
J: It depends. We don't use a lot of paparazzi shots. We use mostly red carpet. When we do use paparazzi shots, we try to use ones where they're at the Ivy or whatever.
WC: I know you don't do the ones where it's like, "She forgot her panties!"
H: I think I used one of Debra Messing out in New York in the summer getting a coffee, and I believe I addressed it in the post, like, "Usually, when you're going out to get coffee: whatever." But she was wearing that huge man's tank top that barely covered her boobs, and she wasn't wearing a bra. And it was so shocking, and kind of inappropriate, that I sort of felt like something needed to be said about that. Because if that's her idea of what you should wear out on a coffee errand, that's an X-rated coffee errand.
WC: Even on What Not To Wear, people are always like, "But I was just going to the grocery store!"
J: People are there!
H: Yeah. I mean, we've all been there -- I don't know, someone's running out to get something because their kid's freaking out. So we try to give people a pass for that -- and if we don't, we try to note that it's an exception.
J: I mean, if you're going to the Ivy? Nobody goes to the Ivy for privacy. If you're wearing hot pants and a bucket on your head to the Ivy, I'm going to mention something. If you're wearing yoga pants and a t-shirt to the market? So am I.
H: Yeah. If you're going to a restaurant that has paparazzi pretty much stationed outside it 24/7, you're not going there for the $40 salad.
WC: Do you think anyone will come in leggings [to the book's launch party] tonight? As an homage?
J: Our agent had a little shindig for us last night, and our editor came in Uggs.
H: And half the people at the party were like, "I almost came in leggings."
J: I was like, "I wish you had! That would have been so awesome!"
H: It would have been us in a room full of people in leggings -- it would have been great.