"We Need A Bigger Well Of Fug To Pull From"
H: She's working out for us.
J: Bless her heart.
WC: So the book is out -- what else is the future of the brand? That you can talk about, at least.
H: Let's see. Well, we're hoping to keep writing as a team -- you know, maybe doing some fiction.
J: We haven't figured anything out yet. It's all just theoretical.
H: We just shot a TV show in Ottawa, which is going to air only in the UK and Canada, on Canadian E! and one of the UK channels. It's us on a panel. The show's kind of like video paper dolls.
H: You take a picture of someone who's dressed badly, and you talk about it, and then we'll say, "I'd like to see her in something green, with a better hemline," and you push a button and the dress is on the body. You can kind of re-dress the celebrities who screwed up the first time.
WC: That's fun.
H: So we're on the panel with some people. A girl named Myleene Klass is the host; she used to be in the girl group England, and has done a lot of stuff on CNN International. We just shot that, so it's going to start airing sometime around the end of March over there; I don't know when it's airing in Canada yet. It is not going to air in the U.S., which is fine.
WC: Who knows? It might someday.
J: It may, if it takes off. And if not, that's fine too.
WC: If there's a SAG strike, who knows? Who knows what they'll do.
H: The people on the panel were really fun. It was kind of like summer camp -- we shot over six days in Ottawa, two or three episodes a day. Long hours, we were really tired, it was crazy. Spending all our time with these people. And we loved all of that. When we left, it was one of those horrible [partings].
J: "Keep in touch!" "Stay sweet!"
H: Yeah -- like signing yearbooks. We had a good time! So we'll see. Who's to say -- maybe it'll go to a second season, but they'll be like, "You have to get rid of the girls."
J: I know, right?
H: "The one with the curly hair is deranged."
J: We have something going on GFY for March Madness that's going to be really fun. It's like March Fug Madness. We've seeded sixty-four celebrities.
WC: Oh, awesome.
H: Actually, sixty-five -- there will be a play-in game.
J: And then it's like a bracket. It's all going to be geared to user voting.