MONDO EXTRAS

J: I don't know what the deal is with that show. How do you win it? Is it a competition show?

WC: I think it is?

H: Whoever gives the most away the fastest...?

WC: I don't know. All I know is Nate is on it, so I will be watching it. I love Nate.

H: I don't watch a whole lot of Oprah. She stresses me out sometimes.

WC: I don't watch it every day. I was looking at a cover of the magazine and thinking, "Girl, that's not the right cup. That's not where your boobs go."

H: Oprah should be the queen of "size is just a number."

WC: Like, we know that you're stress-eating because of the school. We understand that.

J: We've all been there!

H: We've all been there with schools that we've started in blighted lands. And our beards, and our book groups.

WC: It's hard.

J: And she's having problems with her thyroid now. I'm like, "Girl, I had thyroid problems before you did."

WC: She just likes to eat. There's nothing wrong with that.

J: I know! Me too!

WC: Just own it. It doesn't matter if you're a size 12 or a size 16. America loves you, just deal with it.

H: No one cares what size Aretha Franklin wears. God, it's Oprah.

WC: So Mike Huckabee -- even though now he's out of the race -- I had a theory as to why he was doing so well with women: he's a former fattie, and women love a makeover story.

J: That's true. He also wrote a diet book.

H: And never underestimate the appeal of Chuck Norris. Walker, Texas Ranger is the key to a good campaign.

J: Americans love folksy.

WC: And dimples!

J: Folksy and dimples? Winner.

WC: So now the question is, who will Chuck Norris endorse now that Mike Huckabee is out of the race? If he is by press time.

H: And not down Ralph Nader Boulevard. Isn't he running again?

WC: Yes, he just announced it.

J: Everyone read that, all, "Not this time."

H: Why bother, if you're Ralph Nader? What exactly are you achieving?

WC: He's trying to make a point, over and over again.

J: Unfortunately, I think that is true.

WC: One more politics question and then we can leave this subject: Hillary Clinton and the pantsuits. Does she get a bad rap with the pantsuits, or should she mix it up?