Kristin tells him she's not going to wait around for him to stop acting a fool. He still doesn't get it, saying he thought they had an understanding. She changes tack, saying what she would never do what he did because it disrespects both their friendship and their "understanding." It's really just a fancy way of cock blocking him because she wants him all to herself, but it's a pretty fair regardless. He thinks he has a right to be whatever kind of jackass he wants to be because only boyfriends need to be classy (I'm paraphrasing here, obvs). She eventually gets frustrated, first mockingly calling McKuddleBuddy his "little girlfriend," then storming out because she's not going to win this one. On her way out, she snidely tells him good luck with the new girl. He calls out to her, "We're friends, Kristin, remember that." She shoots back petulantly, "Shut up." The door closed (literally) on tonight's booty call with Kristin, Brody sighs, "Whatever," then turns to his iPhone to call on McNeverTooLate.

Next week: BS takes Kristin on a man hunt. JB returns to the fracas, just as Me'gel Ndegeocello hit the road. McFlashInThePan smarts up to her unwelcome status, thanks to some guidance from Lo, just as Kristin puts a bounty on her head.

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