The Hills

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Forever and Nana, Amen

Previously, Spencer got mad at his sister for being "disloyal." Audrina heard from the mysterious Dino that Lauren and Justin hooked up, and it ruined her relationships with both JB and Lauren. Lauren even dropped the bomb that she thought Audrina was way worse than Heidi! DRAMZ!

Lauren is putting clothes away in her room. I have never known someone who spends so much time handling clothing. Lauren is constantly packing or unpacking or folding and hanging things up. Lo walks in and they discuss why Audrina sucks so bad. Lo fans the flames by saying that Audrina seemed to value JB over Lauren in the whole debacle. She's practically screaming at Lauren to dump Audrina as a friend. And while I think she's right, I would guess that her motivations are a bit suspect. Lauren claims, "It's about the trust" and adds that she can't forgive Audrina if she's not actually sorry for the accusations.

Epic Records. Audrina talks to Chiara about her weekend. Audrina's version of the whole showdown is that Lauren refused to even have a conversation with her so they ended up screaming at each other. That's one way of looking at it. You could also say that they were in a bar so they had to scream to hear each other at all. Audrina also fills Chiara in on what happened with JB. It seems that Audrina called and texted JB numerous times, and when he didn't answer, her messages started getting more and more angry and curse-filled. So by the time he listened to them, he just got pissed off. Chiara helps Audrina to justify her shitty behavior, because she knows that her time on the show depends on it. Audrina reveals that she hasn't talked to JB since he walked out on her, and admits that she's pretty sure nothing ever happened between Lauren and JB. She claims she doesn't know what to do. How about apologize? Or do something nice for Lauren by way of apology? Audrina's too dumb to think of those things so she just decides to sit around and hope it all blows over. Good one.

Stephanie's apartment. Spencer walks in and immediately starts criticizing her clutter and whatnot, like he's such a great decorator with his stupid graffiti and arcade games. The reason for his visit is that he and Heidi are going to visit his grandmother, Nana, and Heidi thought they should invite Stephanie along. Stephanie tries to think up a good excuse why she can't go, and comes up with school and work. How long are they going for? An afternoon? She can't give up a few hours? I have absolutely no sympathy for people who don't visit or call their grandparents, unless they're grandparents were abusive or something. Stephanie is super busy because she has to go to school three times a week! Spencer berates her, and this is one of the few times I agree with him. Stephanie pretends that the reason she doesn't want to go is because it will make her sick to listen to Spencer lie to her. And she has a point, but that's still a lame excuse. Spencer gives her the guilt trip and pretends like their Nana is going to die tomorrow. There's all these references to Stephanie making peace that I don't quite understand. Backstory, please? On second thought, I don't care.

The Hills