That night, Kristin visits Bartender Stacie at her fake job to discuss who could be behind all the drug rumors. BS sets Kristin up with a drink, you know, to dispel those notions of chemical dependency. They immediately set their sights on ShePratt. Kristin calls her a crazy pathological liar, and they agree that ShePratt is both a hypocrite and a life-ruiner. Can't disagree there. Kristin vows to confront ShePratt at the party. BS can't believe she'd invite her after all this, but Kristin says she wants to "talk to" (read: yell like a PMSing banshee at) her face.

The next day, Brody meets his geriatric community partner -- oh wait, that's Frankie! -- for a game of pick-up hoops. Frankie asks if Brody's excited to see Audrina at Kristin's party. Brody plays it cool, so Frankie ups the stakes and asks what Brody will do if Audrina brings the Manga-Haired Minstrel as her date. Brody makes an obscure reference to some "issues" that he and Ryan have had in the past, then snickers about all the things Audrina and Ryan have in common, such as jean size and hair gel addiction.

And since we're on topic... Frankie brings up crackie Kristin. Brody dismisses the gossip, pins it on ShePratt, and reiterates everyone else's objections to the fact that a former methface in the midst of court-mandated alcohol courses is leveling judgment on anyone about substance problems. Having bashed ShePratt sufficiently, they complete the addiction trifecta by turning their attention to Heidi 3.0. "She's, like, transformed into Lady Gaga," oafs Frankie. Ooooh, I didn't hear about the shenis implant and boob rockets! Now that would justify 10 surgeries in one day.

Later that day, Kristin and BS welcome Audrina and the red-jeans-wearing Manga-loid to Kristin's new pad. BS asks how the couple that make Sid & Nancy roll in their graves met, and Ryan jokes about how Audrina basically met him, volunteered her gross groupie services, and then basically stalked him down until he got desperate enough to elevate his career on a flailing reality show. In other words, love at first sight!