Lo and ShePratt decide to leave. First they march up to Speidi so ShePratt can make her requisite strained hello. Heidi tries to make nice, but Spencer spits out his typical meanness by way of being overly nice sarcasm. This reaction sends ShePratt into tears. Never one to be slowed down by shame, he amps it up a notch. He calls her a "crazy bitch" and says it's these dramatic crying jags that are exactly the reason he's excised her from his life. The louder his voice gets, the harder she cries. She finally walks away, broken, but he keeps screaming behind her like a maniac and pretending to talk into his phone like he's her crying to their mom. Who's the crazy bitch now? Brody comes over to be all, "WTF?" Spencer screams in rage that ShePratt is not relevant to his life. On the other side, Audrina tells ShePratt to give up on Spencer because he's off his rocker. Everyone stands by and remains very still, because at this point even sudden movements might set Spencer off.

The next day, Lo and ShePratt meet to relive the awfulness that was Kristin's party. They agree that Spencer has lost his damn mind. Moving on, Kristin texted ShePratt for a sit down about CrackheadGate 2010. Lo maintains their innocence and wonders why Kristin would point fingers specifically at ShePratt. Really, Lo? Really? Do you honestly wonder why Kristin would consider a compulsive shit stirrer amongst her prime suspects in a case of rumor mongering? Man, these writers are getting lazy. Lo urges ShePratt to bite the bullet and talk with Kristin so they can both put it to rest.

Meanwhile, Spencer is literally huffing and puffing as he pays a visit to his friend Charlie to vent about the night before. How can he still be mad about this? Besides the True Blood-style demon inside Spencer, it was all laughably boring. Spencer shows Charlie one of the latest talismans he's picked up to protect himself from his nebulous wrath. It's a fucking seagull feather, which -- Charlie is quick to point out -- is both worthless and potentially hazardous to his health. Seriously, does he just pick stuff up off the street and call it a holy oracle? Things are getting schizo up in here.