Previously: Audrina grew weary of all the late-night runs to Hair Depot and toyed with the idea of revisiting her no-mance with Mr. Anti-Hygiene himself, Justin Bobby. Brody placed himself smack in the middle of a love triangle with Kristin and some flash-in-the-pan named McKaela, who was become wary and, according to Kristin, "had everyone reason to be concerned..."
Kristin and Bartender Stacie meet to get their hair did before a party at Chez ShePratt. They gab about Audrina's weirdo flirting with JB the other night. Kristin -- whom, I might remind you, has boned JB -- says she thinks he's the one for Audrina rather than the Gel-lo Puddin' Pop. Speaking of stupid oafs, BS asks if Brody will be in attendance at the party tonight. Kristin says he is and that they've reached an understanding. The girls gloat over the same refusal to commitment that messed with Kristin's mind just a few episodes back. They agree that McKristin'sPlaything is in over her head and that no one girl will ever change Brody's playa ways. Credits.
Elsewhere, ShePratt and Audrina shop for some more clothes to match their spray tans. ShePratt asks if Audrina's bringing Hair-man Munster to her birthday party. Audrina says that he's out on tour and admits that she's kind of enjoying her freedom. ShePratt says she'll also be flying solo because her pro lacrosse player guy friend Max is away, too. She wonders if Brody will bring JB to the festivities. Because they're such good pals and totally observe the same grooming practices? Audrina notes the banquette weirdness from the other night. ShePratt wonders if JB's flirty behavior means he's trying to mess with her or if he might still have feelings. Oh, ShePratt, is it possible you're dumber than Audrina? JB is always messing with Audrina's head. That and looking like a stoned rockabilly are his only purposes in life. Audrina says she still can't solve the enigma wrapped in overalls that is JB. ShePratt tells her to keep her distance. But like last time and every time before, Audrina resists the obvious, least painful solution.
Across town, Lo and McTookThisInternshipFromHundredsOfMoreQualifiedApplicantsBecauseShe'sOnTV sort through cosmetics at Smashbox. Lo mentions ShePratt's party and wonders how things are going with Brody. McDreamOn says she hasn't talked to Brody in a while because she wants respect. Lo gently warns her that Brody's not used to women who actually have self-esteem and/or brains. Jury's still out on whether McKiddingHerself has those things. Lo says overly kindly that she thinks Brody will end up with "a girl like" McOverestimation, she just doesn't know if he's ready for it yet. Oh Lo, have you yet to learn that subtlety is a fool's way?