That afternoon, ShePratt remains terrified of creepy crawlies -- and now cheetahs? -- as they hike (with beers) to a waterfall nearby. After they get there -- with some gratuitous cleavage shots as the girls stumble over the rocks -- Brody patronizingly congratulates ShePratt for finishing the hike. They take to swimming, and of course JB is wearing a Speedo. Ha. They take turns climbing up the rock wall of the waterfall, with Brody going the highest to show everyone his prettiest swan dive. He's the Alpha Male, y'all. Just in case you forgot.
Some hours later, the kids have packed up and headed back to the air strip. As they wait for their plane, Kristin tries to provoke jealousy by saying she could live here, or at least visit Will. Brody playfully takes the bait, prompting Kristin to ask if he's jealous and remind everyone how sweet Will is. Just down the bench, JB asks Audrina if she had a good time. She thinks it was weird that they came as a group to this romantic getaway. He asks if she would come again, and she takes her usual tack of remaining silent and letting people draw their own conclusions. I think of everyone on this show, she's been brainwashed the most. I mean, she is actually now living their editing schematic! Or maybe she's just that dumb and inarticulate. Probably both, actually. So JB draws the conclusion that she wouldn't like to come back again, and they sit in strained silence. Tell me something I don't know, show.
Next week: Darlene drops in to save Heidi from herself... and Spencer... well, mainly Spencer. ShePratt hits it off with some grease ball. Kristin senses distance growing between her and Brody and lays down an ultimatum just in time to get the brush-off.