Previously: Heidi told Spencer to hit the bricks and he had to crash with his sister, who had suddenly become friends with Lauren. Brody didn't understand why Lauren was pissed at him, probably because she chose to be all passive aggressive about it. DRAMA!

Lauren invites She-Pratt to her birthday gathering at a bar. She-Pratt isn't sure if Lauren really wants her there, since she's the sister of the devil and all. Lauren assures her it's fine, plus the producers told her it would cause more drama.

Heidi's Apartment. Spencer is there to pick up the last of his stuff (I hope!) and he asks Heidi what their status is. He claims that he's met girl who ask him out, and he tells them that he thinks he has a girlfriend. Heidi totally misses his point, because he was clearly asking if she wants him to date other girls, not if she minds him dating other girls. I think there's a difference. Anyway, Heidi can't believe that he even wants to date anyone else, or is trying to meet people, because she isn't. She sits home! And paints the walls institutional green! And...stares into space! Anyway, they don't really clarify anything except that Heidi tells him that he can date other girls if that's what he wants, but she's all bitchy about it, so you don't know if she's serious. Then she tells him to leave, but in a flirty way, so what the fuck. I think they're still together really, and neither of them is a good enough actor to pull this whole "estranged couple" thing off.

Lauren and Audrina's Apartment. Lo (!) and Lauren drink a toast to Lauren's birthday, and then Lauren opens her present from Lo, which is a heart...necklace? She never really shows it on camera, but she says it's a heart, so I guess that's it. Lauren is worried that she's forgetting to invite someone to her party. She reveals that Frankie can't come. Lo says that Frankie forgot to tell her that he had a girlfriend, so she's not upset that he won't be there. Wait, Lo and Frankie were seeing each other? Where have I been? Lauren says she's in the same boat with Brody, but he will be there tonight. She says that she invited Stephanie, who's worried that Spencer will be pissed if she comes. Lo refrains from ragging on Stephanie and/or Spencer, because she is a better woman than I.