"Here's a non-hypothetical," Jim THs. "I'm really happy I'm with Karen." So why does he seem so angry?

Cut to Karen onstage, singing "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" with the band. Jim waves his cell phone at her. Keeping up the act.

Phyllis throws the bouquet. Ryan makes sure that Kelly drops it, and it ends up being retrieved by Toby's date. Toby's thrilled. "Yeah! Toby!" he celebrates, because it's not like anyone else is going to.

Uncle Al has wandered back to the churchyard, where he's sitting on the bench with Michael. Finally, Michael has found a conversational partner on his own level. Or so you think, until Uncle Al floats a non sequitur and Michael spits, "Dude, keep it together. I listened to you for a half hour and most of that stuff went right over my head." And the whole wedding en masse, exits, as Phyllis and Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration are leaving. Michael stops Phyllis to apologize, and Phyllis is so happy that Michael found Uncle Al that she kisses him on the cheek. All better! As we see the happy couple get into their going-away car (a Vance Refrigeration delivery van, which Pam and Roy would have looked weird getting into at their wedding), Michael starts in on weddings and cake and Margaret Thatcher and dear God shut up already.

The tag is Phyllis and Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration doing the cake-smearing thing. Michael doesn't get it, and goes running up with a napkin like they've made a horrible mistake and are embarrassing themselves in front of everybody. But then he makes it worse, saying, "Get me!" and smearing frosting on his chin. How did he not invite himself along on the honeymoon, anyway?