There & Back

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Return Of The Grievous Angel

Ashley walks in a section of town that seems to be full of factories or electrical plants or large buildings that are aesthetically unpleasant. He is carrying a guitar, and I must at least give him some credit for being able to play an instrument. He enters a yellow apartment building and a woman says, "Cocktails for anyone?" It is Scarlet, Tiffany's mom. She asks Tiffany and Ashley if they want cocktails, and in Tiffany's case I'm guessing it's in jest, since she is hella pregs. Scarlet says she guesses she's drinking by herself as she prepares a blender. "Cheers to me!" she says. I hope they feature a lot of Scarlet.

Meanwhile, Ashley gets off of the phone. He tells Tiffany that it's Larry, a potential manager. Larry, who was Ashley's lawyer when he was in O-Town, is going to listen to the music he's cut and then give him a decision. And then I notice that on Tiffany's lap is a really fluffy cat wearing a short-sleeved baseball t-shirt. Fluff Cat is lying on its back and trying to clean itself, but it really can only lick the underside of its own chin because of its position and the fact that it is wearing a freaking shirt. Given the fact that all humans in the house still appear to have skin on their faces, I am left to determine that the cat is on Quaaludes. Scarlet says that it's great news about the manager, and that they should go out and celebrate. Scarlet's hair appears even more red in contrast with her pink t-shirt.

Scarlet, Ashley, and Tiffany go to a restaurant where I'm sure Scarlet proceeds to get smashed. Everyone is wearing a different outfit except for Tiffany, but I bet she wears that white wifebeater constantly. Tiffany orders fries, and Ashley says that he might get hungry later and want more food. Tiffany then says, "Okay, Mr. Boy Band." Ashley says, "'Mr. Boy Band'?" It strikes me as odd that these two have been together long enough to conceive a child and move in with Tiffany's mom and she's only now seen fit to throw out this insult, and not even in the context of a fight or anything. It would be like your significant other being like, "I think I might have some breakfast in a little while," and you replying, "Whatever you want to do, asshole." "Mr. Boy Band" is code for "Asshole." Scarlet laughs, and Ashley tells her not to encourage Tiffany with the boy band comments because they both know how she gets. Tiffany says that never in a million years did she think she'd be having the baby of an O-Towner. Crack dealer, maybe, but boy bander, never.

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