Back to the Bobby and Kim saga. As she's leaving, she mentions that he hasn't said anything to her all night. "You overstepped your bounds," he says simply, not even looking at her. When does Kim not overstep her bounds? When has Kim ever been within bounds? If she played basketball, she'd be one flagrant turnover for eternity. Kim apologizes and says she was only asking for advice. Kim says if something is going on, she wants to help. "For once in your life, mind your own damn business," he tells her. I go pour some wine just so I can toast Bobby.
Bosco runs down the hall of his apartments because the TV is on too loud. Bridge is on again. He can hear the whistling from the hall. Bosco knocks on the door, telling them to turn down the TV. Who should answer the door but a high-pitch-voiced supermodel. She's wearing some white cotton pajamas and sounds as dumb as a post dipped in water and chewed on by sea creatures. She says she'll turn the TV off. Bosco has calmed down considerably. She smiles and says goodnight. "You know what I do?" he asks, stopping her. He recommends herbal tea. She says, "Herbal tea?" and pronounces the "H." Goodness. Bosco says he even makes it his own way. She says she loves a man who's a leader, not a follower. They are so a match made in heaven. Beauty and the Beastie Boy.
At the station, the nastiest thing is about to happen. Carlos stops Kim and says he has to talk to her about something. "It won't work," he tells her. He says that after all of her admiration, he's uncomfortable. She has a kid, he's friends with Jimmy, all that. It won't work. Kim looks embarrassed and weirded out because, damn, getting dissed by Carlos is about the most terrible things in the universe. I'm just glad that the forces of evil were narrowly averted. Their unholy union would have crumbled cities and produced spawn that would have made us all claw our eyes out at the sheer evil and hideousness of their presence. But, I digress. Kim got dissed, but it's not really a dis because she didn't want Carlos in the first place and she gives these facial expressions like she's above all this. Kim, you're not above it. Not even a little. You would have screwed guest star Ossie Davis if he'd have let you. You would have sex with a midget pimp. Don't act like you wouldn't. Carlos adds insult to injury (and if he didn't injure Kim, I volunteer) by asking for a "let's be friends hug." Folks, beware: the "let's be friends hug" is dangerous. Don't use it on someone who is carrying any kind of weapon.