Johnnie Cochran: Watch it.
Omar: Sorry.

So, anyway, we're next at the scene of a horrible crime. Doc and Carlos get their stuff as Ty greets them. There's been a shooting. Doc walks by a window with a huge bullet hole shot through it. We get whooshing camera moves as they enter the scene. Lots of bloody people. It looks like a diner or small restaurant. People are lying in pools of their own blood. Glimpses, flashes of dead or near-dying people. Sully pops his head up to call Doc over, saying he's got one that's still alive. Doc rushes over. Doc looks down at a young, very attractive black woman who is alive, but whose head is surrounded by blood on the floor. She looks up pleadingly, breathing shallow breaths. She looks like she was shot in the upper right shoulder. We cut to a woman trying to get inside the restaurant, calling out, "Tanya!" We'll guess this is the mother. Doc looks concerned, but doesn't seem to be doing much of anything. He just looks down. Cut immediately to the Third Watch theme song. I can hear Cosa hopping up and down in the next room.

Why must the Gods show me previews that make me actually want to see Charlie's Angels? It's not fair, I tell you. And that Destiny's Child song just adds insult to injury. How did they know I own their CD?

We come back to L'il Doc opening the door to paramedics. You can tell this was in the '70s because the African-American paramedic has a bushy 'fro while the white one has a bushy John Holmes moustache. Tinkly-spooky music is playing. They're treating the man on the couch. The black paramedic looks to L'il Doc and gives him a little nod and wink. L'il Doc smiles weakly.