Third Watch

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Nicole: B- | 316 USERS: C+
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Hell Is What You Make Of It

Bobby and Kim are in the ambulance on the way over to a park, and Kim asks Bobby if he and Dana "knocked boots." Yeah, Kim, they took off their shoes and clunked them together for a few hours. Just ask if they had sex! After giving Kim a hard time, Bobby finally admits that he did sleep with Dana. If the show had a studio audience, everyone would hoot and holler and yell, "Wooooooooooooo!" right about now. They park the ambulance and walk over to Yokas, who is sitting on a bench with a young girl who recently got beaten up. Hey -- it's Sunny, the girl who OD'd at the park and then OD'd a second time and was dumped in an alley! For once, you can actually see her face, and she looks like a poor man's Katie Holmes. Whatever. So Bosco walks up to them, and Bobby asks him if he has a hip problem because he is walking funny. Oh, I see -- Bosco is trying to walk differently now because Yokas told him that someone thought he walked like a gay man. How funny! Not. So Kim asks Sunny who her pimp is and Sunny doesn't say anything, so Kim tells her that she is going to be dead by Christmas, and then gives her information on a shelter. Then Kim and Bobby leave. I wish they had fewer scenes with boring extras and more scenes with Mantooth the fire dog (Wackydiva pointed out that the dog's name is Mantooth, not Mad Tooth).

Bosco and Yokas in a nice apartment building. Bosco is thinking of ways to get revenge on Doherty. At least none of his ideas involves inferring that someone is gay. They arrive the apartment, and a man is standing on the ledge of the veranda and his mother is pleading with Bosco and Yokas to get him down. Bosco goes out and asks the guy what's wrong, and the guy tells Bosco that his boyfriend broke up with him. Of course, once he hears that, Bosco doesn't want to try to help the guy, but Yokas tells him not to act like an asshole (actually, all we heard was "ass," and then the "hole" part got cut off, but I could see her mouthing it, and it was totally obvious that she said the entire word). Bosco sucks it up and tells the guy that he can relate, that he probably feels like he won't find anyone else. Bosco then tells him he is a good looking guy and that he will find someone else in no time. So at this point I think that Bosco may have a heart somewhere inside him, because last week he treated Rick the retarded guy really nicely, and now he is being cool with the gay guy on the ledge. The guy on the ledge decides he doesn't want to die after all and takes Bosco's hand to come inside, but as he is turning around to climb off the ledge, he slips and falls, and Bosco has him by just his jacket sleeve. Yokas rushes over to help, but all they can grab onto is his jacket, and the guy slips out of the jacket and falls to his death. And what does Bosco have to say? "Oops!" That's it. What a freakin' asshole. Forget what I said about his having a heart.

Third Watch

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