Ty and Sully, putting parking tickets on cars. Ty asks Sully if he is going to start dating Maggie. Sully tells him that he just took a walk with Maggie and they talked, and then he tells Ty that he knows about the scholarship to Fordham. Ty asks him if his mom tried to get Sully to talk him out of being a cop. Sully tells him that he and Maggie both think he is making a big mistake. Ty asks if all they talked about was him. Sully says, "No, not really. I was too busy trying to get in your mom's pants." Ha! Just the look on Ty's face after Sully said that was priceless. But if I've told y'all once, I've told you a million times, it's all fun and games until you start talking about someone's mother. Sully tells him that he is going to see his mother socially, and Ty is all, "But you're not gonna date her, right? Right?" and Sully just stares at Ty.
Consistency be damned! Carlos is driving the bus after all, and Doc is giving advice on how to drive in traffic when it's an emergency. A car comes out from a side street, and Carlos hits it and it goes careening over a lower-level parking lot and slides over a bunch of cars and flips over. They run over to the car, and the person driving is a pregnant woman. D'oh! Sucks to be Carlos!
Apparently, Crest MultiCare toothpaste glows in the dark. Freaky.
Bobby and Kim are in the bus, and they stop at a pool hall. Bobby tells Kim that he forgot something and goes inside. I think he forgot how to make up a good lie. Bobby finds his brother's friends (and we finally find out his brother's name: Matt) and he tells them that Matt is coming home. One of the guys, a greasy little guy, asks Bobby if he is warning the farmers to keep an eye on their sheep, and then does a wannabe-sheep sound. Um, greasy guy, men in prison don't go after sheep, they go after greasy little guys like you, so maybe you should learn how to squeal like a pig instead. Bobby tells them to stay away from Matt, and the guys can't believe Bobby would make such a request. Kim comes in and tells Bobby about Carlos, and they have to go take care of the guy with the chest pains. The greasy guy asks Bobby if Kim is his "new piece of ass." Bobby yells, "I wish!" No, not really, but you know he was thinking it. Kim is all annoyed and says in her best DeNiro-in-Taxi Driver impersonation, "What'd you say?" Bobby tells her to ignore Greasy Guy, and as they leave, Greasy Guy lets out another wannabe-sheep sound. Whatever.