So the show starts off in the precinct with the lieutenant doing roll call and giving out a picture of a fifteen-year-old retarded girl named Mindy who has been missing since that morning. He also tells all the cops to stay away from Van Cortland Park because an undercover gun-dealer raid will be going on and they won't be able to "tell the perps from their people." Ty chimes in with, "Except their people will be the fat white guys!" and Sully repeats, "Fat white guys?!" and gives Ty the stink-eye. The lieutenant babbles on about the flu going around and that many cops are out and some people are looking for replacements while their partners are out, so he needs people to volunteer to drive alone. Sully volunteers, and Ty looks hurt. Ty, that's what happens when you make fun of cops that look just like Sully. So the lieutenant pairs Ty up with Tepper, a good-looking woman in her early twenties. All the other guys start hooting and howling, and Bosco is all, "Davis shoots and scores!" Like, nice way to set yourselves up for a sexual harassment suit, guys. Tepper is not amused at all of this and tells the guys to get a hold of themselves. Ty just has a smirk on his face. Remember, Ty, you have a girlfriend!
Bobby wakes up and walks into his kitchen, where Matt is making him breakfast. Bobby wonders why Matt is acting so nice, and Matt tells him that, as part of the twelve-step program, he has to make amends, so he has to apologize to Bobby for things he did in the past. Bobby is not thrilled to hear about this, and with good reason; Matt tells him that he slept with Bobby's girlfriend Serena Cadiz while she and Bobby were going out. Matt asks him how many times, and Matt tells him they were doing it the whole time she was going out with him. Nice way to ruin someone's appetite, Matt! Then Matt goes on to tell Bobby that he stole the $2,000 Bobby took a loan out to give to his mother. Bobby looks like he is about to throw up, but Matt's not finished! Matt continues with, "You know the Ford you thought was stolen?" Bobby stands up and screams, "My Mustang?!" As soon as Bobby tells Kim about all of this, you know she's going to be running to Bobby's apartment to jump Matt's bones.
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Yokas and Bosco are in the car and Bosco is complaining that the heat is turned up to the max but it's still cold in the car. Yokas puts two and two together and tells Bosco that the heater is broken. Bosco then starts spouting off about how he doesn't get how rich people spend thousands of dollars to go climb a mountain in the Antarctic in fifty-below-zero temperatures. Yokas tells Bosco what we are all thinking, that people climb mountains in the Himalayas, and that in the Antarctic they look for the South Pole. Geography means nothing to Bosco, and he tells Yokas that "cold is cold." Thank you, Bosco, master of the obvious. Yokas tells Bosco that he has no sense of adventure. I think having sex in the parking lot of the police station the week before seemed pretty adventurous. Bosco asks Yokas if she would go to the South Pole, and she tells him she would go with Fred (but would Fred go if there was nothing to drink?) and that she would leave civilization and climb a mountain to see what no one else has seen. They get a call about the missing girl, fifteen years old, white, spotted going into a building with a man in a Mets cap. Bosco is all, "That's the retarded girl, right?" and Yokas is all, "And people think you sleep during roll call." Like I said, Bosco is master of the obvious.