Third Watch

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Omar G: B+ | 464 USERS: C+
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Just Like Robert Downey Jr.

The night time is the wrong time for Bobby and Kim. But there they are, anyway. Kim is bitching that Jimmy's sleeping on her couch while he and Brooke try to figure out whether they're staying together. Oh, hello, Mr. Exposition. Long time no see! Bobby's barely listening. Kim says that Jimmy and Brooke haven't broken up, but that if he comes around, Brooke plans to shoot him. Jimmy is smart because of this: when your marriage is on the rocks, you should go sleep on the couch of your ex-wife, whom you slept with a lot during the engagement to your current wife. That always wins 'em over, Jimmy.

In the station, Doc and Carlos are being utterly insignificant, reduced to commenting on Carlos's production of the house coffee. Doc is getting on remarkably well considering that he was shot and almost died last week. Doc is secretly Wolverine from the X-Men, with miraculous healing powers. Contrary to the coffee, and the miracle of Doc's recovery, this scene just makes me sleepy. But, wait! There's a lady present! Doc points out a woman who's waiting to speak to Bobby. "Tell Jimmy he's gotta get his own place," Bobby says, passing Kim, offering a drive-by mothering on his way to go get his Mack on. (Gillette, incidentally, is introducing a "Mack 3," which allows you to hit on three women at the same time without dulling your blade.) Gina appears and she is, indeed, beautiful, if a little heavy on the eye makeup. She smiles a lot, and Bobby looks smitten. Kim walks up and butts her big obnoxious head into the conversation, offering some instant coffee. Kim is actually the "instant coffee" version of a real woman. Bobby introduces the women to each other, and Kim almost turns to ash from being so severely outclassed. Kim says she's heard a lot about Gina. "Oh yeah?" Gina purrs. Bobby gets uncomfortable and shoos Kim away. I would have used a boot-to-the-ass maneuver. "Sorry; she thinks she's my mother," Bobby explains. "You two?" Gina asks. Bobby says no. "Never?" Gina purrs. She purrs a lot. What can I say? My cat is engaged in sapphic love with the TV now. Gina explains why she's there. "It's Paulie," she says. "I think he's really in trouble." Bobby sighs. Sadly, it's not about Gina's unrequited love for him.

Third Watch

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