In the Doc-and-Carlos ambulance, Carlos is giving the cockatoo the stink-eye. Somewhere, Mantooth's agent is pissed off because they didn't let the dog attack Carlos instead for this episode. Carlos compares the look of the cockatoo to Clint Eastwood in Fistful Of Dollars. Um, ooookay. Doc gets out, and Carlos starts to feed the bird. Two love connections in a row? Be still my heart. The animal control guy shows up and he just looks psycho as all get out. He's got shifty eyes and a gray ponytail. Doc and Carlos try to explain that the bird only attacked Carlos because it was startled. The animal control guy looks like he just wants to kill something. Anything. As Carlos and Doc watch in horror, the animal control guy enters the back of the ambulance with a net you would normally associate with butterflies and proceeds to look like he's attacking the poor animal. Lots of noise. Lots of clatter. Hoo boy. At one point it looks like the guy is having rough sex with the cockatoo. This is getting to be a loooong episode. The guy finally emerges with the caged bird (I know why it sings, by the way, but I'm not telling). He tells Carlos that because the cockatoo attacked a city employee, it will be "put out." And not the nice way, like when I put my cat outside.

More Sully-in-a-coffin. He shines a flashlight around in this quite cozy-ooking space. He is sweating and breathing fast. He starts screaming and crying as somebody is nailing the coffin shut. How many times have I said "poor Sully" in this episode? Coming out of the daydream, Sully is still driving the car, looking for his mommy. The nursing home woman, who seems to be having problems maintaining any kind of eye contact, tells Sully that he'll have to put his mother in a more secure place. It'll be more expensive. And it's an option her nursing home doesn't offer. I think she just doesn't want the mom around when she and Sully start getting their respective grooves on.

At the hospital, Bobby is taking care of the wee lost child. He's trying to give the kid a bath, but the child isn't too cooperative. Bobby takes his shirt off, and the child follows suit. Millions of Bobby-lovers all over the country simultaneously swoon. Bobby does the little nose-touching thing with the kid, then drops him in the bath. If he weren't so into it, I'd almost say he was putting on a little child-bonding show for Kim. A nurse who's watching asks, "So this guy is straight and single?" Kim says, "Mmm hmm." If Kim were not so misguided, she'd be drooling. Bobby wipes soot off the child with a washcloth, and the cuteness level reaches Cuteness Warp Factor 9.2 before we go to commercial.