Third Watch

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Omar G: B- | 332 USERS: C+
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Lamest transition ever: we are taken through the inside of that sticking-out pipe, and on the other end is Yokas taking a shower as we see her through the shower head. Yikes! Could you at least warn me when we're going to see Yokas naked? I mean, she's not Anne Ramsey or anything, but could we at least import one of those Titans hotties for these obligatory shower scenes? Yokas is savoring the shower, trying to rid herself of Bosco-stink. Faith, a word of advice: that never washes out.

In the dining room, Faith's daughter asks for a piano just as Faith is pouring orange juice. She stops, mid-pour. What, you're going to deprive your kid of Vitamin C because she asked for a piano? You think scurvy will cure that desire? Her son wants a drum set, which is even further off the map of Fantasy Land. Yokas's husband, who I continue to insist looks just like Larry Miller, is open to the idea. Yokas plays bad cop at home just as well as she plays good cop on the street. Larry Miller tries to be nice and says Faith should eat breakfast because that's what his mother would always say, it being the most important meal and all. Faith makes a bitchy comment about "more nuggets from Shir-Ley," like her name is two words. Larry/Fred asks if he said anything to piss her off, and she plays it off and says no. Hey, I just now noticed: Faith looks just like an older version of Kelly from Survivor!

Another weak transition: it looks like Yokas is throwing her spoon in an empty coffee cup but, hey, no, look out! It's actually Sully in his own kitchen, throwing his own spoon in a totally different coffee cup! Oh man, how brilliant! This has even more clever scene transitions than Lone Star! Sully is the sad single guy. He's washing dishes alone. There is absolutely no reason for this scene except to make us feel sorry for poor, alone Sully. Awwww.

At the station, Doc is trying to fix a pipe, and it leaks a bunch of brown stuff on his hand. Carlos gets him a pot to put under the pipe, but Doc's hand is already covered in what he says is bacon grease. Man, how much bacon do they eat there? That was like a whole pig farm's worth. Kim arrives as everyone is just showing up. Bobby brings in the Post, which has a nice picture of him being all heroic. Pride goeth, Bobby. Pride goeth. Carlos is upset because Sully's ass is in the frame. Wait, they got Sully's ass and Bobby's huge head in the same picture? They must have used a wide-angle lens. Kim enters as Bobby is getting dressed. He asks about her "daily fix" to visit Jimmy. "You don't approve?" Kim asks. Has he ever? Bobby points out that she's seeing another woman's fiancé every day. Kim plays the denial game by bringing up poor Joey, who she says she's taking to see his injured father. If Kim was any lower right now, she'd be looking where Sully's keys had fallen. Bobby asks about a wedding date, and Kim says Jimmy and the bride-to-be never set a date. Bobby says snarkily that it gives Kim more time to work. "Do you ever get tired of being better than everybody else?" she asks. No, just better than you, Kim. Kim rolls her eyes as if she's the one who's doing nothing wrong.

Third Watch

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