Third Watch

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Cut to an ambulance, where Kim is complaining about the mess that the guys in the shift before them have left. They're on their way to an accident. Bobby gets on the speaker and tells a car in front of him to move to the right. Kim then gets on the speaker and yells out, "Your other right!" and it is about time I heard a television character tell a stOOpid driver what's what. So they hit a traffic jam, and they have to stop and take their equipment to the accident victims on foot. A bunch of cars start honking their horns and Kim is all, "Oh, yeah, the horn! Why didn't I think of that?!" and I'm all, "Amen, sister!" As they head down the street, Bobby asks Kim to accompany him to his brother's wedding, and I don't know what that had to do with the price of tea in China, but she accepts. Then they find out who was blocking all the lanes in the street -- why, it's Bosco! What a coincidence! Not! Kim yells out at him, "Ever occur to you that we might need to get through?" and Bosco gives her a "yeah, whatever" face. I think Bosco was the valedictorian of his class at the Spelling School of Bad Acting. Anyway, apparently a Jaguar ran a red light and hit a minivan full of people and then drove off, and there's lots of shattered glass everywhere and bodies thrown around, and a young rookie paramedic is walking around trying to help out.

Cut to Bosco, acting like a dick. A businessman steps out of his car and says to Bosco, "Excuse me, I have to get through, I live just on the other side." And Bosco yells over to Yokas, who is directing traffic, "Hey, Yokas -- YOKAS! We have ourselves a big problem here. This guy -- he lives just on the other side and he has to get through. Hey, everybody! Get the hell out of the way! This guy needs to get through! Come on! You'll drive, I'll shoot anybody who gets in your way!" And as he is about to rip this guy a new asshole, some random guy runs over to him and tells him there is a lady bleeding in a bar on the corner, so Bosco tells the random guy to call 911 because he's busy. Um, Bosco? YOU ARE 911! Just a reminder, buddy. Then the random guy tells Bosco that he thinks the bleeding-in-a-bar woman is the one who hit the van.

Third Watch

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