Time of Your Life

The Time She Made A Temporary Decision - Oh, God, am I really ready to see another one so soon? I guess I'll have to bite the bullet in the interest of amusement. Something I didn't let on last time is that this is the episode in which...

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1-14
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Th-th-th-th-th-that's All, Folks!

The Time She Made A Temporary Decision - Scraggle aerobicizes, J.B. philosophizes, Platypus's upper lip metamorphoses, Spencer catastrophizes, Cecilia materializes, keckler anesthetizes, and Sarah is just wearing too much make-up. R.I.P. TOYL. Not.

2000.08.21
2000.08.20
F

Keckler

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1-13
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It's Baaaaaaaaaaack

The Time They Cheated - Will Mollie's death be avenged? Is Cecilia, nefarious landlady, the real culprit in the murder? Is Joss finding her true calling as a blood donor? We'll never know, because we have yet another episode all about Sarah's non-existent singing career and overpopulated love life, coming your way from New Zealand's airwaves.

2000.08.14
2000.08.13
D

Keckler

1-12
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The Time They Cancelled The Show

The Time Everything Changed - Again. Sex, murder, dinners, and fake snow. We got it all in this, the final episode of this recently-potted show. All the characters mourn the loss of Mollie in their own special ways: Platypus takes a trip on the Guilt Train straight to J.B.'s sheets, Scraggle checks into Bellevue, and Sarah detaches yet another Y-chrome from her dinners and runs to the shelter of Scraggle's box spring. Take a stroll with keckler as she realizes how much time of her life she has spent writing about this drivel.

2000.06.21
2000.06.29
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Keckler

1-11
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The time they had cybersex

The Time They Got E-Rotic - With strawberry juice stains, pink silk, and Spencer in boxer briefs and a greasy chest, Sarah practices the art of seduction by way of her modem. Platypus has a run-in with the ex-Mayor of Sunnydale and he flays her to the bone, much to her consternation. J.B. and Scraggle Rock eat challah and brisket and start Talkin' Hava Negilah Blues in this, the first episode of The Summer of Love.

2000.06.14
2000.06.17
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Keckler

1-11
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...but maybe I could have shown a modicum of self-control

Can't Hardly Wait - Maybe she's a glutton for punishment or maybe it's just that she wants to ease herself into the impending "Summer of Love" episodes, but whatever the reason, keckler decided to take a dekko at Can't Hardly Wait and give y'all her gut reaction.

2000.05.23
2000.05.22
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Keckler

1-11
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The Audrey Hepburn Story

The Audrey Hepburn Story - My apologies to the great Ms. Hepburn, on behalf of the world, that something like this clotted crap was ever made to embody her life.

2000.03.27
2000.03.26
N/A

Keckler

1-10
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The Time She Turned 21

The Time She Turned 21 - Who exactly is Sarah supposed to be a babysitter to -- the half-sister or the stepmother?

2000.01.24
2000.01.23
N/A

Keckler

1-9
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The Time They Decided To Date

The Time They Decided To Date - I thought this show had surpassed common decency before, but they really went to the outer limits tonight by defiling my favorite movie of all-time, Now, Voyager. Jennifer, allow me to let you in on a little secret: Bette Davis has more class, talent, and beauty ashing off her cigarette than you ever will, regardless of how many network executives you flash your dinners to.

2000.01.10
2000.01.09
D

Keckler

1-8
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The Time The Millennium Approached

The Time The Millennium Approached - Christmas is over and Sarah's job as a personal shopper's assistant didn't gel, because she's working in the returns department with a pinched-faced woman.

1999.12.20
1999.12.19
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Keckler

1-7
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The Time They Had Not

The Time They Had Not - Sarah falling, Sarah calling, Sarah swinging, Sarah dancing. Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah. The word has lost all meaning.

1999.12.13
1999.12.12
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Keckler