"You think I'm pathetic?" Joss asks. "Yeah, it was a specific comment," Sarah answers. All at once everyone starts arguing and yelling at one another in slow motion. Suddenly we can hear the countdown in the background, and J.B. shouts, "Guys! Guys!" They stop arguing. "Six, five, four, three, two, one!" Fireworks pop in the distance, glitter and confetti hail down on them, and they are all smiling and jumping and hugging each other in a circle. "Auld Lang Syne" is playing slowly in the background and everything is still in slo-mo. The scene ends with a shot of Sarah looking up at the sky in wonder, in yet another "I'm going to make it after all" type thing.

I have come to the realization that Jennifer Love Hewitt has actually been reading my recaps and forums (BaLLErT?) and has decided to exact revenge by insisting on more horrible plotlines (each more simpering and bitchy than the last) and atrocious acting. I have also come to the realization that all the sandalwood, cedar tree, and mint in the world cannot replace a good ol' martini. Happy New Year, everyone.