Spencer takes Sarah to a senior citizens' Bingo game. They lose. "Now how about a Mad Cow burger at a national chain?" Spencer asks her. Well, at least we know they aren't sponsored by McDonald's. Not like Young Americans' summer love affair with Coca-Cola. On the way home, Sarah complains that she didn't get a college degree. Spencer tells her he doesn't have one either. "You're kidding? You're so successful!" Sarah crows. Spencer says his father was always bragging about being a self-made man, so Spencer decided to be one as well. What does Spencer do, exactly? Spencer tells her to find something she's good at and turn it into a business: "Be your own boss, Sarah, call your own shots. Oh, my God, I sound like a motivational speaker. I hate motivational speakers," Spencer says. Well, don't tell Matt Foley that, unless you want to end up LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER! Spencer asks if the date was unromantic enough for her. Sarah is about to answer when it starts to rain. Curse those amorous weather gods! Sarah squeals as it rains harder. A random drive-by shooting would be appropriate here. I don't know what she honking about, since it will certainly make her already clingy clothing cling even more. Amidst her squeals, Sarah pulls Spencer into a doorway and they huddle. Suddenly, the fifties song, "I Only Have Eyes For You" (which was Carrie and Austin's song on Days of Our Lives, and whose refrain I am convinced is "Beelzebub") starts up. Spencer comments that they could be there all night, but rules are rules. Sarah nods. They make out anyway.
Don't despair, kids, I've got another never-before-seen-in-the-US episode, coming soon to a toilet near you.