Time of Your Life

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Keckler: D | 558 USERS: C+
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The Time They Decided To Date

Platypus is scouring the paper for her review, and Sarah is complaining about psycho guys. "I just really wanted to meet a guy who would like me. Just like me and maybe even grow in time to like me a lot. No worship, no obsession, just moderate interest. A shared hobby maybe." As usual, Platypus and Sarah are having two different conversations. Platypus announces, "Here it is! Oliver's review." Boss-Man Mike comes over and asks Sarah if she's sure she doesn't care what shifts he gives her. Sarah gives him a longer-than-necessary answer about no more lonely-hearts stuff, concentrating on work means more money in the bank and so forth. "I don't need to hear your motivation, I just need to do the schedule here," Boss-Man Mike tells her. Score one for the Boss-Man. Platypus reads the review aloud, "'The only way to survive this evening in the theater is to go with a charming companion.' He's talking about me!" No, he wasn't; he said "charming companion." Weren't you listening, Platypus? Sarah gives Platypus a half-smile, and Boss-Man Mike tells Sarah her bulked up schedule. Platypus tells Sarah she knows about a book signing for a book about the biggest Broadway flops, and her plan is to buy a book, get it signed, write her own note, and give it to Sling Fling, a.k.a. Oliver. "And it would be the perfect memento of our first date," Platypus burbles. Sarah can't deal with anyone else being lucky in love if she's not, and is about to tell Platypus this when Boss-Man Mike comes over and tells her to clean up a table. Platypus asks if Sarah thinks it's too much, and Sarah tells her not to take it the wrong way, but she has no opinion on it. "You're jealous 'cuz I won the contest, 'cuz I got kissed," Platypus states. "Bingo," Sarah snaps.

Time of Your Life

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