Is Jennifer Love Hewitt now hawking the new Neutrogena Clean Shampoo? I'm pouring mine down the drain. So does JLH require FOX to show a minimum of one of her Neutrogena "Klinser" Commercials per commercial break during her show? Why can't she do Stayfree panty-liner adds? I want to see her pouring blue liquid onto pads and showing how they absorb.

Sling Fling is at Platypus' Mound attempting to explain his married state: "I've never even done anything remotely like this." Platypus isn't buying his crap and tells him he was convincing as the "nice guy." Sling Fling makes more excuses and says that his wedding ring was covered by a cast, and I want to know why he was stupid enough to have his cast plastered on over his ring. Nobody does that. Platypus is in tears as Sling Fling says that he lost his mind when he sat down next to her and that he was bowled over by the fact that he could make her laugh and smile. "And cry," Platypus whimpers. Sling Fling tells her that he was so jazzed by their kiss that he could've lifted cars on the way home and told his wife of seven years that he was in love with another woman. Platypus stops him and asks, "What are you saying? That you would end your marriage for me?" What presumption! What kind of beak-power does she think she packed into that kiss, anyway? Sling Fling shakes his head, "No." Platypus dissolves into tears and snot.