Time of Your Life

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The Time They Decided To Date

In another part of the bar, Randall comes up to Joss. "So, a bar, huh? You're stronger than I thought. How long have you been sober?" Joss tells him that, since it's going to come out eventually, she's not an alcoholic. "Oh, Joss, Joss! Don't do that to yourself, that's the first step backwards," Randall blithers, sounding exactly like Lucy at AA. Joss interrupts him and tells him that she just went to the meeting to get to know more people. More people with penises. Randall tells her he can't date someone who's not an alcoholic. Joss is confused. Randall gives his reasons: "What would be the point? I would want to talk about my recovery and you would really have nothing to say about that, so --" Sarah bounces up. "Hey, you guys heading out?" she percolates. Randall takes a sudden interest (of course): "I think we may take a pass on that." Joss agrees and asks Sarah what happened to Walt. "Humph. You ever seen Vertigo? Trust me," Sarah says by way of explanation. Randall's tongue is hanging out a foot. "Hi, I'm Randall," he says, offering his hand. "Sarah, hi," she says, shaking it. The hand, that is. Joss interrupts them, "Um, she's not an alcoholic." "So, you're a friend of Joss', huh?" Randall asks. Sarah nods. "She's not an alcoholic," Joss insists. "What?" Sarah asks. "Would you cut that out? It's not a hard and fast rule," Randall grits at Joss. "I'm sorry, you wanna with her, and not with me?" Joss asks in disbelief. "Oh, we were never gonna make it," says Randall, and suddenly he's all teeth and it isn't attractive at all. Actually, he kind of looks like a warped Warren Beatty. Sarah tells him that she only dates musicians. I guess that's her polite way of saying that having one recovering alcoholic put her through a car window is enough. Randall is disappointed and says, "Mm! Worth a try." He gives Sarah one more look-over and one more smarmy "Mm!" before walking away. You know the smarmy "Mm!" I mean. The one that says "Mm, mm! You are looking good but I am looking better!" Both girls are disgusted. "You seen Romy?" Joss asks. Sarah shakes her head. "Strike three," Joss predicts.

Time of Your Life

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