At the airport, Sarah has cleverly disguised herself with dark glasses and a blue scarf wrapped around her head. She sees Leya get off the airplane, but Spencer shoves the incognito chick aside and gets to her first with a bouquet of roses. Leya is a bit surprised and asks what he's doing there. "What do you mean what am I doing here? I told you I would pick you up, don't you remember?" Spencer says. "No, you didn't," Leya says but then reconsiders, "You know what, I am such a nervous wreck about flying, I don't even remember a thing." I'm not going to even touch that one. Spencer tells her it's so good to talk to her "in person." "As opposed to what?" Leya asks, wide-eyed. Suddenly, Spencer Halloway is called to a white courtesy phone. Spencer looks around and wonders what that could be all about. He tells Leya not to move and goes to find the phone. Little Miss Sarah Incognito slithers up and tries to tell Leya what's going on: "Okay, right after you left, I sent Spencer that email. Only, we ended up having a few conversation online where he thought I was you." Leya interjects a "What?" here. "Yell at me later. Long story short: he's sorry, okay? He's got father issues, he appreciates you, and you guys pretty much patched things up," Sarah finishes. "We did?" Leya glows. "One more thing, you guys had cybersex," Sarah adds. Leya goggles just as Spencer walks up, saying he doesn't know who that page could have been from, and sees Sarah. Sarah recovers quickly: "What are you doing here?" she demands. Spencer asks what she's doing there when he told her he would pick Leya up. "No, you didn't," Sarah says. Wow, Spencer must really be confused, if both the women he thought he informed that he would be picking Leya up are telling him he didn't say it to either of them. "What are you talking about? I specifically told you I was coming to the airport to get her!" Sarah rolls her eyes: "Well, if you did, you obviously didn't make it that clear!" Sarah takes Leya's arm and begins to lead her away, thrusting a bag at Spencer and asking Leya, "Do you just have carry-ons or do you have check-ins too?" Does she only have that teeny carry-on -- what a question to ask a supermodel! It's barely big enough to carry her eyeshadow collection. Meanwhile, Spencer staggers under the weight of the eyeshadows and sighs.
Time of Your Life
Episode Report CardKeckler: D | 506 USERS: C+
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Time of Your Life