Titans

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Benzoate: C | 431 USERS: C+
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Dysfunction Junction

Samantha Sanchez makes a near fool of herself fawning over Chandler: "Hey sailor, you gonna ask me to dance or do I have to do everything around here?" Umm, yeah -- your mom's not around anymore. Could you clean my room? She's gone from coy and hard to straddling his hips in one week. Chandler tells her how beautiful she is, and then they dance, dance, dance!

The wedding is over and Uncle Jack walks the Williams sisters (taking a much-needed break from the Tennis circuit) and Gwen back to their house. He can't believe that the two prettiest women in L.A. are not out on the town, but heading to bed early. "A big day tomorrow" is Laurie's excuse. He reminds them that Jenny and Laurie are meeting his protégé David O'Connor from Europe tomorrow. They haven't forgotten; that's why they're going to bed early. By the way, I handled the last three sentences much more smoothly than the script did. Jack thanks the girls for hiring David to manage the Pulse Club sight unseen. We still haven't established what Jenny and Laurie do at the damn club, and now they're bringing in a third person to manage it? The protégé of the guy who runs the entire European division no less? With this quandary to digest and consider, the girls head up to bed, leaving Gwen alone with Jack again. She gets all nostalgic once more and reflects on all the times she and Jack used to laugh and talk and talk and laugh. She feels that after the divorce, she lost her best friend. I guess I have an idealized vision of marriage, but shouldn't Richard have been her best friend? Jack squints a lot. Gwen ask if Jack wants to stay for some coffee. I know what she's getting at. She's talking about sex coffee. Jack declines in favor of returning to his hotel, which, of course, Gwen owns.

Across the street, Richard and Heather dance together in the foyer (pronounced foy-yay for you American readers) of their house. Their night is anything but over, and Richard will finally be able to consummate their pure and true love. Heather asks for a minute to get herself ready for their first time together.

Titans

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