Slow pan upward on Heather's ass while she's jogging on a treadmill. Even her workout clothes are trashy. She's wearing a leopard-print top with a black bra underneath. There can't be much support there for her...um...endowments. Richard enters as finishes her run. He wants to know why she's so sad. Is it about Dress2K? Now, let me rant for just a second here: that is such a stupid name for an Internet company. ["That's damn right." -- Wing Chun] I can't wait until it's no longer part of the storylines so I can stop typing it. Even more egregious is the fact that NBC missed the opportunity to create a mock site using the domain name, but then, that would have taken a little ingenuity. Heather feels betrayed -- just betrayed -- that he chose Gwen's project over hers. And to hear the news from Peter added insult to injury. Richard would have told Heather but he didn't want to disappoint her. Richard reminds Heather that there's no competition between her and Gwen, and Heather's his number-one gal. She gets the feeling that this isn't always the case. Richard assures her that she's got nothing to worry about: "Cross my heart and hope to die." There go the writers, being clever again. Why not go a step further? "Heather, I love you so much I could just die!" "Heather, this cheesecake is to die for." Next!
Episode Report CardBenzoate: C | 417 USERS: C+
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