Titans

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Guess Who's Chumming For Dinner?

Sufficiently rebuked, Chandler leaves, and there's Heather again, still all tarted up. She misses Chandler. He insists that it's over. Yadda yadda, we've all been here before.

Across the street, Leo and Gwen are in the breakfast nook. He wants twenty bucks and a cab so he can get out of Gwen's hair. She correctly surmises that he's been hurt before and doesn't want to be hurt again. Gwen asks for one night to prove what a great aunt she can be, and he reluctantly agrees.

We're back at the Hangar, and Samantha is dropping off more blueprints. They're both feeling awkward over the pool-house incident. It's very cute. Chandler makes a pouty face. "What's wrong, Chandler? You look so tortured." Apparently, she's never seen him so tortured before. And she's never used the word "tortured" so frequently in such a short length of time. Scott arrives whistling, as black men are prone to doing. He gives Chandler a knowing look towards Samantha, but Chandler shakes him off. Scott informs him that everyone in the company, including himself, has tried to hit on Samantha. I'm sure Samantha would have received a few more promotions by now if she simply launched a massive sexual harassment lawsuit against the firm. Chandler says he's not interested, and Scott then predicts success because, get this, if she's not interested and he's not interested, then two negatives equals a positive. They don't have a choice in the matter. Maybe they were just meant to be. Gotcha. Scott definitely didn't go to Brown. Nor does it sound like he's ever had a girlfriend.

It's nighttime back at the Williams mansion. Richard is asleep, and Heather gets out of bed and starts undoing some of the buttons on her negligee and rearranges her breasts while she's at it. When they're sitting just so, she sneaks out of the bedroom. Cut to Peter's bedroom, where he's coming out of the shower, dressed only in a towel with a martini in hand. Man, the rich live right. Heather admits that she may have underestimated Peter, and suggests an alliance between the two. Why should he? Perhaps to gain Daddy's approval? More power? How about Heather's undying friendship? He encourages her to "strut her perky little bottom back to Daddy and leave him alone." Well, that solves that. Peter's gay…not that there's anything wrong with that.

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