Titans

Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
1-11 Recap	Payback's A Bitch Payback's A Bitch - Heather's got Peter over a barrel and running interference for her with Samantha. It's not enough, however, to prevent Samantha from buggging Heather's office and learning of some fiscal malfeasance. Ooh, I love it when they talk dirty.	2000.12.18 2000.12.19	C+	Benzoate
1-10 Recap	Those Lousy Fourth-Quarter Numbers Angels With Dirty Minds - In a nod to the show's Nielsen ratings, Williams Global is suffering from poor numbers itself. Chandler's new aviation project is in danger of never getting off the ground, and it may take a dance with the devil to save it.	2000.12.11 2000.12.14	C-	Benzoate
1-9 Recap	A Date With Danger Secrets And Thighs - Ethan tries to impress Faith with his sense of danger. Alas, she's more impressed with the guitarist of a No Doubt tribute band, and Ethan must go home alone to whack balls by himself. Trust me, it's not what it sounds like.	2000.12.04 2000.12.09	B-	Benzoate
1-8 Recap	The End of an Heir-ah Desperately Seeking Heather - Well, we all knew the day would arrive when Heather would "lose" the baby. We just didn't know how and when. The pool goes to Ginny Lansing from Chesapeake, MD who "guessed falling down the stairs in episode 8." Congratulations, Ginny. You can pick up your winnings at any participating 7-11.	2000.11.22 2000.11.27	B-	Benzoate
1-7 Recap	Mommy Dearest Torn Between Two Mothers - Chandler's getting hounded by both Mrs. Williams. Gwen wants him to fess up to his past indiscretions and make her proud. Heather just plain wants him. Oh, and Peter (who's technically a Ms. Williams) gets a little Tex-Mex action. Know what I'm sayin'?	2000.11.15 2000.11.20	D	Benzoate
1-6 Recap	Triumph of the Wills Bad Will Hunting - Clan Williams is in turmoil now that their fearless leader is on his way to hell. Who will grab the reins of power as Gwen, Peter, Jack, Heather, and Jenny all vie for control of Williams Global Enterprises? Okay, so Jenny's just trying to grab hold of a bottle of Canadian Mist, but you get the picture.	2000.11.08 2000.11.09	C+	Benzoate
1-5 Recap	Sex, Lies, and Videotape Frisky Business - Peter uses his evidence of Chandler's and Heather's Hawaiian tryst to take over Dress2K. Richard makes peace with Gwen as Jenny reunites with her good friend Mr. Hooch. Oh, and someone bites the big one. See if you can guess who.	2000.1.001 2000.11.03	C	Benzoate
1-4 Recap	"Do not have sexual relations with your father's wife; that would dishonor your father." Stormy Heather - That's from Leviticus 18:8 for those of you less familiar with the Bible. It doesn't take a seminarian to count how many of God's laws get broken in this episode. I'll give you a hint: of the two they missed, one includes a donkey and the other involves a one-legged leper. EVIL!	2000.10.25 2000.10.30	C	Benzoate
1-3 Recap	Guess Who's Chumming For Dinner? Guess Who's Chumming For Dinner? - "Samantha senses that Peter resents the wedding gift Richard gave to his new bride. That's very perceptive, Sam -- do you also sense a million voices crying out from Alderaan?"	2000.10.18 2000.10.17	B-	Benzoate
1-2 Recap	Dysfunction Junction Dysfunction Junction - "We're still at the wedding. The priest opens with the familiar 'before God and this congregation.' 'Before God'? Highly unlikely."	2000.10.11 2000.10.10	C	Benzoate
1-1 Recap	Meet the Titans Pilot - They exchange some saliva and he interrupts to tell her something important.	2000.10.04 2000.10.03	D	Benzoate