Top Chef Just Desserts
Dessert in Disguise

Episode Report Card
LuluBates: C+ | Grade It Now!

The judges turn their gaze to Sally. Johnny is impressed that she was able to create a perfect caricature of a Cubano with only an hour and a half on the clock. Unfortunately she ruined it by using a gnarly cream cheese mousse for her pork substitute. But they loved her potato salad, and her presentation, so winner, winner, sushi-made-out-of-sugar dinner.

In the stew room, the cheftestants all mention a few more times that this is the final competition before the finale, just in case we forgot in the last five minutes. Then the judges begin their deliberations and ultimately pick a winner. Iron Chef Cat Cora gets to announce their choice: Sally, because she disappointed Johnny the least. Sally cheers and draws on some war paint in raspberry jam to prepare for battle in the finale. They also liked Chris' beef Wellington and send him to the finale, too. And then just Matthew and Orlando stand in front of the judges. Judge Johnny gives them the details all Tyra style: Orlando your flavors were good but your presentation was sloppy and your rice was mushy. Matthew had spot on details, but uninteresting flavor combinations. So who goes home? The man with the mushy rice? Or the guy who didn't put tomato in his fake tomato sauce after telling Johnny that he would? Then Gail tells Orlando to pack his knives. Cue a crying Orlando reminding himself that he should be proud of himself while dabbing his eyes. Oh Orlando, don't worry, it gets better. Now go call your mama on a Sprint phone.

Melissa Locker a.k.a. Lulu Bates is practicing shoving entire slices of cake in her mouth. You can follow her on Twitter @woolyknickers.

Previous 1 2 3 4 5

Top Chef Just Desserts




Get the most of your experience.
Share the Snark!

See content relevant to you based on what your friends are reading and watching.

Share your activity with your friends to Facebook's News Feed, Timeline and Ticker.

Stay in Control: Delete any item from your activity that you choose not to share.

The Latest Activity On TwOP