As the men do a penii dance of victory, the ladies try to figure out where they went wrong. Well, being born with a vagina was the first problem. Back in front of the judges, the ladies are a dour bunch. Johnny tells Heather that she over thinks her desserts and self sabotages, Erika's ice cream tasted like soap, and Danielle needed to make a chocolate instruction manual. Eventually they ask Erika to leave. Because she is black and the rest of the contestants are white and the black and white challenge is over. Dig it? Vom.
Melissa Locker a.k.a. Lulu Bates is not a fan of this show tonight. You can follow her on Twitter @woolyknickers.
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