When the chefs are called back in, Eric is degraded for his disastrous ensemble, Danielle is derided for not taking risks, and HBH is dishonored for poor accessorizing. But it is HBH who is sent home. And much like Seth was sent home before we could find out what THAT THING was on his neck and what it was whispering into his brain, once again HBH is gone before we can ever find out what was behind that head bandage.

Melissa Locker a.k.a. Lulu Bates is not a fan of Xena. You can follow her on Twitter @woolyknickers.