Top Chef Just Desserts
Episode 2

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LuluBates: A+ | 1 USERS: A+
"The Red Hots are for My Mommy!"

The judges consider it while mocking Malika for her too sugary dessert. How could she? Couldn't she add some citric acid powder or gelatin or agar next time? Malika thinks she could try that if necessary. The judges kick them out to deliberate. Everyone loves Tim's flavor combinations, thinks Malika is struggling to find her timing, and thinks Seth is trying too hard, but is probably entertaining for an audience desperate for a chance to laugh at mental illness. The contestants are summoned back in. Head Judge Johnny Iuzzini sums up the judges' thoughts and then turns to Gail to make the announcement: Tim needs to pack his tools and go. A biohazard team rushes in to remove his green curdled soup thing from the premises.

Melissa Locker a.k.a. Lulu Bates needs a fucking cookie. You can follow her on Twitter @woolyknickers.

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