The judges go to harvest the desserts from the other team. Zac has topped his strawberry shortcake in rainbow sprinkles just in case no one knew he was gay. HBH made a peanut butter cookie, Yigit made chocolate pudding with homemade marshmallows. Danielle made a coconut cupcake and Seth made a coffee financier with orange sauce. Zac's biscuit was too dense for the judges, Yigit's pudding was too gingery, Seth's dessert was not age appropriate, Danielle's cupcake was dry, and HBH's peanut butter cookie was boring. Don't forget, this challenge will be decided by cold hard cash, not the judges' snooty palates.
The winner? By ten measly dollars? Pep club. No, glee club. Wait. Who? Pep Club! The team with Malika, Morgan, Erika, Eric, and Heather H. They win! But since Bravo is pro-education (which of course I misspelled and had to correct) and has been pimping out kids while pumping them full of sugar, they decide to add some zeroes to the funds raised and send the Glee kids to NYC and the Pep kids to go get pregnant at cheer camp. Also, $5000 will be donated to the catholic school for abstinence only education and a good polish on the statue of the Big J. Everyone cheers! Except for the losing team, of course.
Judges' Table! The winners file into the chamber, but since they already know they won, they aren't tense. Gail reminds us that although they won together, there can only be one actual winner. The top three desserts are Eric's peanut butter krispie bar that he has made eight million times at his bake shop, Malika's toffee brownie, which she explains was pretty much Eric's recipe, and Erika's chocolate chip cookie. The winner? Eric! Because he has made it so many times that he doesn't even have to think about it any more. I know it's not cheating, but it's not exciting either. Everyone cheers and then Eric sends in the losers.
Danielle immediately points out that Seth's dessert was lame and inappropriate for the children. Is no one thinking about the children?! Seth then accuses her of throwing him under the bus, which, sadly, she did not do literally. Then Zac weighs in that Seth did a great job prepping everyone's dishes. HBH tries to explain that she wanted to do a Whoopie Pie but she was told to make a fucking cookie, but she doesn't get the words out because Zac starts yelling, "You have to have a cookie! You have to have a cookie!" while Seth starts stating loudly that he wants them to all die honorably. They should suffer their fate with honor. Oh, Mr. Red Hots-For-My-Mommy, I am not sure you should be talking about behaving honorably. They stop bickering long enough for the judges to beg them to shut up.