Johnny Iuzzini asks Seth about why the fuck he would make a coffee financier for children and Seth explains that he loves educating children to grown up tastes and some other bullshit and Johnny sagely points out that Seth's job is not to educate people, but to feed them some yummers. You can see Seth swallow his words, which were, "I'm better than you Johnny Iuzzini! You can't judge me!" I saw them in a thought bubble. Johnny Iuzzini continues that it was perfect. Shut up, Johnny. HBH's peanut butter cookies were boring, Danielle's cupcake was dry, Zac's biscuit was tough, and Yigit's chocolate pudding sold the least of any of the desserts on the team. In the stew room, everyone yells at Heather for even mentioning the Whoopie pie. Seth gets a free pass despite not fulfilling the challenge during the Quick Fire and not fulfilling the spirit of the Elimination Challenge. In the Stew Room, Danielle calls him a dick ...and she is right. But he's a dick who can cook. So Head Bandage Heather gets sent home for her peanut butter cookie that was filled with resentment. Now we'll never know what the frack happened to her head. Sad.
Melissa Locker a.k.a. Lulu Bates does not need a coffee financier with creamsicle sauce. You can follow her on Twitter @woolyknickers.