Top Chef Masters

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It's morning in Los Angeles and we're back in the Top Chef kitchen for round two. Since last week, I've been thinking about why exactly this show is kind of boring. On paper, if you like Top Chef, you should like this show too, right? And I think there are a couple of problems. One is that, while I don't love the interpersonal drama, there needs to be SOME form of interaction. I actually enjoy the camaraderie of the contestants after a few weeks, and the inside jokes, and the crushes and the bromances and whatnot. But with these chefs, you don't really get that as much, or there's not as much time for it to develop. And second is that they don't really show a whole lot of cooking. There's a lot of finished dishes, and then they spend way too much time revealing the scores. If I'm going to watch masters, I'd like to see them actually cook and explain what they're doing and why they chose that technique. Just a thought.

The first chef competing this week is Graham Elliot Bowles from Chicago. He claims that his cooking style is "punk rock" and Tom Colicchio shows up to let us know that Graham is a young upstart who has won awards for his cooking. He uses crazy ingredients like Pop Rocks! I don't know how I feel about that. I'm far from a food snob, but Pop Rocks? Graham is playing for the American Heart Association because he has a nephew who's awaiting a heart transplant.

The second chef to be introduced is Suzanne Tracht from Los Angeles. She cooks simple and elegant food, and likes food that's in season. Sounds like every contestant from last season's Top Chef. Jay Rayner says she's definitely a West Coast chef, because she cooks simple food that tastes great. Suzanne is playing for Sova, a food pantry for the needy. Suzanne promises us that in the "heat of the moment," she will "erupt like a little volcano." She demonstrates her version of erupting by tapping on a countertop when a waiter doesn't immediately pick up the food. Really? That's erupting?

The third chef is old Top Chef favorite, Wylie Dufresne. The molecular gastronomy guy. Since he's also from Chicago, he and Graham already know one another, and have a friendly rivalry. This is like when David and Nate were cast on Real World Seattle and it was a SCANDAL because they already knew one another. Okay, it's nothing like that, but remember what a scandal that was? Wylie explains that he resists being known as the molecular gastronomy guy because "it doesn't sound sexy." He should come up with a new name for it then. Molecgastron? I don't know. Anyway, Gael Greene explains that people go to Wylie's restaurant to eat cutting edge food. I like my food on the regular edge. I'm just old-fashioned that way, I guess. Wylie is playing for Autism Speaks, because he has some family members affected by autism.

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