Top Chef

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Final Four
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Everyone gets dressed in the morning to prepare for that day's challenges. Bryan puts on a silver studded belt that seems very un-Bryan. I would imagine him to be more of the brown or black plain leather kind of dude. He interviews that he is worried about his restaurant back home, and whether it's going to succeed, but he has to put that aside. Kevin puts on a necklace that looks like rosary beads. What is with everyone wearing fancy accessories this week? Kevin interviews that he misses his wife. Eli interviews that Richard Blais is his mentor, and they've been friends a long time, so now Eli wants to win the competition for both of them. Jen interviews that she started off strong but has really sucked lately (no shit, Sherlock). Mike doesn't get a little interview. Maybe the editors are as sick of his horseshit as some viewers seem to be.

The cheftestants enter the kitchen and find Padma standing there with Gavin Kaysen. Padma gives a little speech about how far they all have came, and then introduces Kaysen, who represented the U.S. in the world's most difficult cooking competition, the Bocuse d'Or. Kaysen explains a dish he famously made when he competed, which was a ballotine made of crawfish, inside of foie gras, inside of chicken liver, inside of chicken. So if you've heard of turducken, it's the same concept, but using different and interesting proteins. Kaysen explains that it took him four months to figure out how to make the dish, and Padma says that of course, the cheftestants will have far less time. Their Quickfire will be to create a version of Gavin's dish in ninety minutes, with a protein inside a protein inside a protein. Padma adds that they no longer give out immunity, but the winner will get an advantage in the Elimination Challenge.

The cheftestants immediately hop to. Bryan thinks the people who have made a ballotine before will have an advantage, though of course we don't know who has made one and who has not. Presumably those with formal culinary training have. Michael has decided to follow what he thinks is the spirit of the law and not the letter, and make a terrine, which is sort of a loaf of forced-meat. So I'm guessing the proteins are spread throughout instead of wrapped around one another? Kevin is dubious about Mike's approach. Kevin and Eli are best buddies apparently, since they knew one another before coming there, and they both like to cook homestyle food. Jen falls into that category of people who've never made a ballotine before, but she plans to stick to seafood, since she knows that well. Michael interviews that Jen has sucked lately, and he thinks she's on the way out. I mean, he uses more words, but that's basically what he says. God, he's arrogant. I mean, he's kind of right with the first part about Jen sucking, but hopefully not so much with the second part, about her not being able to pull it together. With minutes left, everyone runs around and schmears purees on a plate and finally plates their food.

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