Top Chef
Top Chef

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Keckler: C | 858 USERS: C+
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Bye Bye, Turdie

RuPaul talks to some guy who is dressed in a latex private's uniform (heh, "privates") and the private says, "I have lube all over me." RuPaul thought he sprayed himself with Pam. Miguel licks Cynthia's face, who acts grossed out. A chick eats Candice's cake, exclaiming, "I love nipples!" Gail asks Andrea why she chose almonds for her dish. "They're good for energy and stamina and that's good when you're thinking about sex," Andrea responds. She started off with a strong, but she should have said, "when you're having sex." Because thinking about it? Eh -- not quite as sexy. However, Gail tells us that the idea of stamina for sex isn't something she found sexy. Stephen explains his "bubbling orgasm" to the Bot. It's apple-celery gelée with pomegranate seeds -- nice mythological touch, though I wonder if Stephen is actually that deep -- with champagne and orchid petals on top. It's really quite visually stunning. The Bot prisses, "It lives up to its name." The guests are asked about their favorite desserts, and they give a wide variety of answers. One queen says, "Well, I don't eat dairy." Okay, those connotations are definitely not sexy. RuPaul tells Private Privates she'll met him at the dumpster. Private Privates looks scared.

Madame S goes around and tastes everyone's desserts. Both Brian and Tiffani are confident with their showing. Dave is not. Madame S eats something of Dave's and when she walks away, Dave asks, "Do you want to finish it?" She doesn't. Poor crying Dave. Stephen greets Madame S with a "Hey, babe." Shut up, Stephen. Madame S tells Stephen she loves the way his dish explodes in her mouth. "In a nutshell, I had the best presentation and the best dish of the lot," Stephen tells us. FISHHOOK! FISHHOOK! FISHHOOOOOOOK!

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