Top Chef
Top Chef

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Keckler: C | 880 USERS: C+
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Bye Bye, Turdie

On top of the Baker Street roof -- with the Golden Gate perfectly situated in the background on an amazingly fogless day in that neighborhood -- the Katie Leebot tells them that they are invited to a party for the Elimination Challenge. They have to create a sexy dessert to serve to the guests. But before they get into that, the Bot wants to introduce them to their hostess. Their ho-stess. Bamp-chicka-chicka music plays as various crazy camera angles follow a bleached blond in a red latex dress. I guess it's a nurse motif because the yellow exterior corset has red crosses on it. Everyone starts to laugh and screech. Stephen just looks confused. See, Stephen? That's a wo-man! Both Brian and Tiffani appear to need a change of underwear. Nurse Naughty's also wearing red hip-to-be-square glasses and a pillbox top hat with a red feather in it. Not sure how nurse-ish it is, but I'm sure she's got multiple uses for that feather. She's like five fetishes rolled into one. Katie Leebot introduces them to Madam S, manager of the Mr. S fetish store. Andrea laughs over Miguel's mini-meltdown. "We are inviting fifty of our dearest friends and loyal customers. They're all going to be dressed in latex and leather or maybe nothing at all [Miguel whistles. Shut up, Miguel.], and we're looking for something outrageous and exciting, decadent, creamy. Something hot. Something big." The Bot tells them all the ingredients they need are in the kitchen, but they're being given fifty extra dollars to supplement. It's up to them to interpret sexy and to bang out awesome presentations. Andrea interviews that she's just going to pack her bags that night because her presentation sucks. Tiffani tells us, "The first thing that went through my mind is, 'I'm not a pastry chef.' There goes that challenge."

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