Oh, lord. The Junior Leaguers are prominently drinking Sofia in a Can. I'd have though they'd have more taste than that, but maybe it's more PRODUCT PLACEMENT. Dave hops around the kitchen and repeats, "Boom, load, micro, go!" He could be a cheerleader for Iron Chef America. Dave tells us that he knew his dish looked like shit, so he had to make sure all the Jr. Leaguers knew where his time was spent in the kitchen. We see Dave outside, pacing and waving his arms around, deep in thought. Harold tells us, "Dave was going out there with the hand motions and talking to himself, and I was like, 'That's great man, if that's your style, just roll with it.' But, you know, I think there's a good chance that he might be going home." Dave welcomes the Jr. Leaguers to the Microwave Pool Party, which gets a big laugh out of the ladies for some reason. I think they're drunk. He begs for a few minutes to get set up after which he promises to chat. He pushes some buttons and tells the ladies that his focus was on "flavor and functionality." He serves them a Dual Sauced Lasagna with a Colorful Veggie Medley. He tells them he wants adults and kids to be able to eat it, "The dog can eat it if it's that bad." More laughter. The ladies sample it. Some comments are that they love it and would "totally do it." They love the multi-colored veggies and say their kids would eat them because of their color.
Episode Report CardKeckler: A | 980 USERS: C+
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