Top Chef

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Kim: B | 1034 USERS: B-
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Padma calls Jen out for flopping around like a toddler. Seriously, she's shifting from foot to foot and her face is bright red and she's one step away from sighing loudly and rolling her eyes. Jen says that she doesn't think she or her team deserve to be there, and she tasted every one of the other team's dishes and she didn't like them. Well, Gail asks if she didn't like them and she just goes, "Ttccch" with her mouth and gives a fake smile. She is scaring me. Who is this person? And why is her face pinker than that salmon we saw a while ago? Jen won't say what she didn't like, but just says that she thought her team's food was better. Well, now it's just coming off like sour grapes. Tiffany tries to help her out and says that she didn't think the other team served breakfast food and Jen's like, "Gnocchi for breakfast?" and rolls her eyes. You know who she's acting like? You know that SNL Weekend Update character Aunt Linda that Kristen Wiig does? That's who she's acting like, with the eye-rolling and the face-pulling and the unending sarcasm. NAILED IT! Katie responds that they thought gnocchi for breakfast was inventive, and Team T Rex didn't introduce much creativity. That's fair; they basically had meat and eggs and more meat and more eggs, but I'm not sure what they were supposed to do with their restrictions anyway. Meat without eggs?

Tom asks why they chose to put everything on one plate and Jen snaps, "You guys are smart enough. You're the judges. Why didn't you say, 'Hey, can I get a different plate for this?'" Tre raises his eyebrows and Tiffani goes, "Oh, wow." Tom retorts that he's smart enough to know it, but maybe someone on their team should have been that smart. Jen is also leaning her head way back and looking down her nose at him. I don't know what her problem is, but I've never seen her act this way.

Now they get into the Jamie issue. Jamie says that she helped come up with the idea of the dish, and started prep, but then had to leave because she cut herself. Tom directly asks Jen if the dish was affected because Jamie left, and Jen says that it absolutely was not. Antonia speaks up and says that everyone else on the team thought that Jamie was a pussy (not in so many words).

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