Top Chef

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Kim: B | 998 USERS: B-
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Sunset Lounge? Isn't That a Don Henley Song?

Leah and Hosea sit inside and discuss how annoyed they are that Stefan won't tell them what his dessert is. Can't Leah demand that he tell her? It is her team. Hosea interviews that he's happy Stefan will be off in his own world doing desserts. And then Hosea tells Leah that he thinks Stefan will actively try to sabotage people, and that's why he was last picked. No, I think he was last picked because he never shuts up and he's a bully. Hosea might be reading into that a little too much. Where's his tinfoil hat? Or, excuse me, his Gladware hat? And you know how we know Stefan is evil? Because he's SMOKING! Never mind that a minute ago, Leah said she wanted a cigarette.

Late that night, porn music plays and the camera zooms in from a distance and finds Leah and Hosea lying on top of each other on the couch, fully clothed. It's a pretty intimate moment though. They whisper and kiss (apparently - you can't really see anything but the microphones are turned up to Jesus and you can hear smooching noises). Leah girly-voices that she wants to sleep right there on the couch because it's comfy, and then we fade out. So that was it! I mean, yes, if I were Leah or Hosea's partner at home, and I saw that, I'd be pissed. But the previews made it out like they were going to totally do it, and that was mild at best. Unless more happened off-camera.

The next morning, people are getting ready for the day. Hosea interviews that he and Leah kissed somehow, but he never actually says that he made a mistake or takes ownership of it. He does say that he regrets it and he loves his girlfriend. I wonder if that worked. Hosea tries to ask Leah if she's okay but she clearly doesn't want to talk about it (at least on camera) and blows him off. Leah interviews that she's not involved with Hosea, and she really wants to be with her boyfriend after the show, but she knows that probably won't happen now. She's pretty emotional while talking about it, and I have to imagine they did these interviews on the day of the competition, so she's clearly not in the right headspace to compete. Stefan interviews that there's tension between Leah and Hosea, and it's distracting. Fabio interviews that they were both in shitty moods, and he worries that it will take down their team. Hosea admits in an interview that it's going to affect their work. The cheftestants pack up and leave.

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